the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
I HAVE TO WRITE AN ESSAY ON THE COLD WAR AND NOW I’M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY BUT “THERE WAS A LIZARD ICE WARRIOR THAT WANTED TO BLOW UP THE WORLD”
