“I may be a Republican. I'm not an idiot.”
— Lancaster, California Mayor Rex Parris (R), quoted by the New York Times, when asked if global warming was a threat.- scientists: "extreme weather is becoming the norm thanks in part by man-made climate alterations due to our excessive and illogical methods of extracting natural resources, we can't even change the first one now, but we can stop it from getting worse"
- people: lol nah ur just foolin us.
- sandy: hey
- people: HELP ME SCIENCE
- sandy: ok Im done fuckin shit up, cya
- scientists: so.... can we start creating smarter policies to manage our natural resources yet?
- people: lol nah ur just foolin us
