Percy dun leik dis buk (Percy throughout the Mark of Athena)

• Percy: oooh yeah here come dat ship now look i see people
• Percy: oh hi annabeth
• Percy: WHAT THE FUCK
• Percy: OW MY ENTIRE BODY IS IN PAIN Y DID U FLIP ME OVER
• Percy: its okay hhaha i forgive you
• Percy: come on lets go tour new rome
• Percy: okay nvm annabeth
• Percy: reyna doesnt trust me
• Percy: or you really
• Percy: or any of us
• Percy: i wonder what could have hurt her so bad not to trust
• Percy: #judging
• Percy: hmmm i wonder if they have blue coffee in new rome
• Percy: mmmmhmmm good food
• Percy: WHAT HOYL SHIT
• Percy: FUCK WHAT IS THAT
• Percy: NO WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING
• Percy: HE IS BLOWING UP NEW ROME
• Percy: STAHP IT NOW
• Percy: I WILL TACKLE YOU
• Percy: stupid idiot
• Percy: k so leave my friend alone or i send a shark after you k now go
• Percy: yeah buddy lets get that tar
• Percy: THE TAR IS ALIVE
• Percy: AHHHH FUCK
• Percy: RUN PEASANTS RUN
• Percy: Oh look Leo is back and WHAT the fuck is he wearing...?
• Percy:
• Percy: well we are going to kansas now yyayyy
• Percy: hi blackjack
• Percy: my horse is better than yours Jason
• Percy: weee riding is funnnn
• Percy: where is that wine dude
• Percy: hi dionysus
• Percy: what do you mean 'thinking in greek'
• Percy: retarded roman god
• Percy: bitch do you knows (nose?) who I AM?
• Percy: oh this doesnt look good
• Percy: you know what I decided I really don't like you Jason
• Percy: YES LET US FIGHT
• Percy: HAHA BEAT THIS SUCKAH
• Percy: aw hell blackjack why did you attack meee
• Percy: i thought we had something special
• Percy: hell i was possessed this whole time!?
• Percy: well that explains all my horny thoughts towards annabeth ive been having recently
• Percy: piper make these arses leave mah body alone
• Percy: k imma sleep now
• Percy: hey annabeth lets go in the stables
• Percy:
• Percy:
• Percy: Frank it's not what you think!
• Percy: oh uuhh hhaha we didnt do anything down there
• Percy: whew
• Percy: wait what
• Percy: k lets go meet some sick shit in whatever leggooo
• Percy: monster
• Percy: fuck i cant swim im afraid of water
• Percy: how inconvenient
• Percy: aww look at those adorbs things in the tanks
• Percy: i am sooooo tagging this in a facebook photo
• Percy: oh shit really okay well umm
• Percy: swim swim just keep swimming
• Percy: im angry lets go blow shit up
• Percy: okay now we go to charleston
• Percy: k imma go jump in the harbo later y'all
• Percy:
• Percy:
• Percy: that is wonderful news thank you
• Percy: aw hell what hey look there is annabeth and
• Percy:
• Percy: you dropped this
• Percy:
• Percy: words can not express the emotion I have right now
• Percy: okk so now we are going to rome weeee
• Percy: yay storms
• Percy: bye romans bye octavian by america bye mom bye everybody byee
• Percy:
• Percy:
• Percy: AW HELL WHAT IS THAT
• Percy: GAH SHRIMPZILLA
• Percy: NO FRANK HAZEL LEO
• Percy: oh look they are back
• Percy: sup OMG BROWNIES
• Percy: wut do u mean they didn't want to meet me?
• Percy: </3
• Percy: oh look tourists
• Percy:
• Percy: hercules you are a caffeinated beverage of shit
• Percy: i am way more awesome than you
• Percy: #team percy bitches
• Percy: oh look rome
• Percy: lets go buy pizza
• Percy: what do you mean they dont eat pizza here
• Percy: stupid italians
• Percy: oh bye annabeth cya latterrr
• Percy: hey jason hey piper wanna go do some shit
• Percy: okay into the deep dark mysterious hole
• Percy: im being courteous, after me, jason
• Percy: hahhaha oh shit water
• Percy: run run fuck im gonna die
• Percy: whew that was close
• Percy: ew piper and jason should get a room
• Percy: lol well now we go fight a giant
• Percy: jason you stink you should be jealous of Wonderbread
• Percy: fiiigghhhttt
• Percy: nico!
• Percy: omgggggggggg look these giants are slow haha
• Percy: fireworrkkkss
• Percy: well that was fun guys legoo get Annabeth
• Percy:
• Percy: ANNABETH
• Percy: ITS OKAY IM HERE FOR YOU
• Percy: come on let's go-
• Percy:
• Percy:
• Percy: wut
• Percy: WHAT
• Percy: RICK RIORDAN WHAT THE FUCK
• Percy: YOU
• Percy: I HATE YOU
• Percy: WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYTHING WE HAD
• Percy: #brokenhearted
• Percy: wait what do you mean into tartarus
• Percy: well see you all next year have fun shipping percabeth in hell now
• Percy: #LATER YO
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• I saw someone else do this with Leo and then a small one with annabeth and decided to do Percy : DDDDD