This actually happened today...

• *talking about THG with my mom*
• Mom: I thought the girl who played Clove was too young for the part.
• Me: But they altered her character to make her this twisted little girl I thought she was amazing.
• Mom: Yeah, but she looked so much younger than the Cato guy.
• Me: What does that matter?
• Mom: Well Clove is Cato's girlfriend, isn't she?
• Me:
• Mom:
• Me:
• Mom:
• Me: *whispers* you ship Clato too?
• Mom: What?
• Me: I said I'm hungry.