How plot and actor inconsistencies will be explained in Sea of Monsters

  • Percy: Why's your hair blonde?
  • Annabeth: I was wearing a wig for the whole of last year.
  • Percy: ...
  • Annabeth: And this is Clarisse, she tried to stick your head in a toilet last year, but you probably don't remember because you don't know about it
  • Percy: ...okay
  • Annabeth: Did I mention there's a tree that's actually a person? But I don't think that's important to the storyline, just a random fact I forgot to tell you.
  • Percy: Who...
  • Annabeth: I have a longstanding history with Luke - who by the way isn't actually the real enemy - and I may even have a crush on him. Besides that, just FYI that awkward bit and the end of our fight last year - completely acting. I only like you as a friend. I'm like 12 lol
  • Percy: What?
  • Annabeth: Oh and that centaur who was talking to you? Turns out he was only PRETENDING to be Chiron, but we didn't notice, so here's the REAL Chiron. Kay. Awesome. Have fun in your proper cabin that was under construction or some shit last time you were here because that open air hut thing was INSANELY STUPID.
  • Percy: I don't know what the hell is going on.
  • Annabeth: lol, neither do the directors.

5. Quando o menininho C. Jackson nasceu, Percy olhou para Annabeth e, em um uníssono, concluíram: Charles. Anos depois, Charles conheceu a filha de Chris e Clarisse, a linda menina chamada Silena.

“Eu sou um pássaro me trancam na gaiola e esperam que eu cante como antes.”

—Renato Russo, Clarisse.

“Um mundo onde a verdade é o avesso E a alegria já não tem mais endereço Clarisse está trancada no seu quarto Com seus discos e seus livros, seu cansaço ”

—Renato Russo em Clarisse

Percy: I decided to practice with Clarisse.

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