Headcanon #1: Artemis' Showers
Artemis sings in the shower. It’s a quiet, almost raspy side of her voice that Wally doesn’t hear very often.
She’ll only do it when she’s in a lackadaisical mood—perhaps she’s just gotten back from walking Norman, or she’s listening to the sound of Wally burning french toast in the kitchen. (“DAMN it! It can’t possibly be this hard to cook BREAD!”)
Artemis doesn’t know a whole lot of American music—she wasn’t raised by record connoisseurs or 80’s fanboys. Most of what her mother liked was in Vietnamese, anyway.
So what she does know are tunes that used to echo throughout the halls of Mount Justice, each song carrying a miniature memory like a virus. That’s why Wally will sometimes stop and listen. He doesn’t reminisce much—that’s too tough on his head. It’s easier to turn away from the past than to think too much about it.
But sometimes he will. And that’s usually when he leans against the bathroom door, sighs, and listens to Artemis gently hum “Beautiful Soul.”
Headcanon #2: Jinora is Stumped
Jinora’s always been known for her avid fascination with books, and her large assortment of knowledge. She doesn’t speak often, but when she does she pops out trivia like it’s second nature.
The boys in Republic City aren’t really sure what to think of her. She’s only 10 years old, and she doesn’t have the spunk and power that they had hoped from the first Airbending child. In fact, she’s rather normal. Almost a little too normal. Almost boring.
Jinora could not care less. She pays absolutely no attention to the city boys, no matter how hard Pema tries to make her notice them. She keeps her nose stuck firmly in a book, and lets the testosterone-filled pigs go about their smelly business.
So when General Iroh comes to town, she isn’t expecting a whole lot. Yes, she’s excited—after all, he’s the grandson of the late and great Fire Lord Zuko. He must have some great stories.
But he’s a boy. And boys…boys are stupid.
Therefore, when he walks into the Air Temple in all his ripped-abs glory, she’s a little taken aback. After all, she doesn’t really know what’s happening to her. Why is her heart cinching up in her chest? Why are her eyelashes batting so fervently? Why on Earth does he seem to be sparkling in the noonday sun?
She doesn’t speak a word for the rest of the night.
She does a little research. She tests a few theories, tries a few hypotheses. There are many explanations, but only one truly fits. She hates to admit it. She absolutely despises the truth. But there it is, right in front of her.
She has a crush a mile wide for General Iroh.
Oh, boy.
and wally cried "OH VAJAYJAY" as he came inside vajayjay's earlobe and it was so sexy because then vajayjay became pregnant inside his earlobe and then the baby got too big and his head exploded and he died and THE END I HOPE YOU PUBLISH THIS
OH GOD I LITERALLY FELL OFF MY BED
Dicey, you get tonight’s smut award.
