playing guild wars with citri

• me: what's the story behind the sons of svanir?
• citri: they're like- norn punk rockers who sit in caves and gel their hair into mohawks and listen to like, Yellowcard or Linkin Park or something and they think they're so badass but once the sun sets their Mom comes and picks them on her dolyak and they have to go set the table for family dinner
• me: .....
• citri: its totally in the lore, yo