NEW CHICKENSMOOTHIE GIVEAWAY
Yep that’s right! Another giveaway!
This time you’ll get this guy plus 50 C$:

Rules:
1. Likes/Reblogs count
2. Only reblog/like once!
3. Must be following me!
4. When you reblog, please post your CS username so I know who to give it to if you win! :)
5. If you win, please leave your ask box open for me to confirm!
CONTEST ENDS MAY 20TH!
Hey guys! I won’t be around too long, so I’m going to be quitting CS within the next few days. Reblog this and add your username [or like it and message me the user], and I will try my best to send you a few wishlist pets. I will delete this post when I’m no longer sending stuff out. 83{I am Reptile, if you’re curious.}Hold on, too many trades haven’t been accepted.
TTAY
It saddens me greatly to have to extend the rule placed on the TRT to the TTAY thread, but… I think we all knew it was coming. Sorry guys, but we’ve tried everything to stop the arguing, rule breaking, etc. This seems to be working with the TRT so it’s worth a shot and certainly a better alternative than not having the thread at all.
But it annoys me too to have to add the rule, since it’s only because of some of the user’s actions that it has to be added.
CS really needs more mods south of the equator
They need some ‘mods after dark’
I get on some nights to see a handful of rule breaking posts and just raise my eyebrows, seeing that they’ve been posted there for a couple hours and have already been reported. All the mods are American and European, that’s a few time zones granted, but not even close to covering the night shift Aussies/Kiwi’s pull on the internet.
Poor Fiery Gatoh, the only southern dweller.
ttay thread: the musical. COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
CHORUS:
There’s a sad sort of typing from the mod on patrol
And the users in the xchat too
And up in the thread an absurd little noob
Is popping out to say “fuck you”
(fuck you~! fuck you~!)
Regretfully they tell us, but firmly they compel us, to stop posting…
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
To stand all this I need to be high
So long, farewell, adieu, auf Wiedersehen,
Will someone please pass the damn champagne
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
The thread is now all locked up tight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye,
The posts, they go, they flit and float and die
We leave, and heave a sigh - goodbye!
Enter HEKOMI, stage left:
There was a time when users were kind
When their posts were nice
And their words inviting
There was a time when mods were blind
And the world was all woofs
And the woofs were exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong
I dreamed a dream in forums gone by
When hope was high
And threads worth posting
I dreamed of threads unlocked
I dreamed that Tess would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And posts were made and used and wasted
There were no warnings be paid
No song unsung, no mod unpraised
But the trolls come at night
With their posts full of dicks
As they tear your forum apart
As they turn your posts to shame…
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this forum I’m mod-ing
So different now from what it seemed
Now trolls have killed the dream I dreamed.
Exit HEKOMI, crying. Enter CHORUS.
Summer postin’, having a blast!
Summer postin’, happened so fast!
I met a girl, crazy can be
I met a boy, dumber than me
Summer posts, driftin’ away into those fuckin’ arguments!
Well-a well-a well-a UH
Tell me more, tell me more! Did you get the thread locked?
Tell me more, tell me more! Did he call you a cock?
(uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh…)
30 C$
escapism got the C$ c: