People who support consensual homosexual marriage between two able-minded, healthy adults (BECAUSE THEY’RE IN LOVE AND DON’T DESERVE TO BE PERSECUTED) but spit on depictions of two FICTIONAL characters in a consensual, loving incestuous relationship (in which like 95% of the fandom depicts them as being of age to be engaged in sexual activity)
Pandering fic for cherrylimeade
Pawnee Goddesses
“Ms. Knope?” said Lauren, raising her hand. “I’ve been reading a lot of news stories lately, and I’d like to propose that for our next major activity, we all collaborate to come to an understanding of the differences between rape and consent.”
Ms. Knope paled, and Lauren understood why, because she’d tried to talk about Steubenville with her mother, and hadn’t gotten very far. “Are you sure you wouldn’t rather learn about—I don’t know, women in Ancient Greece?”
Lauren shook her head, as did all the girls—and the boys did, too, before she even had to nudge Darren in the ribs.
Ms. Knope bit her lip, but then she swallowed hard, smiled, and told Lauren it would be their most important project ever.
flushwithcash - Ben/Plaid
Ben doesn’t get Tom’s insults toward his shirts. Who doesn’t like picnics?
(Bonus Misfits omg Jenn)
Kelly liked touching Seth’s tattoo, knowing his pulse there mirrored his heart.
Anon - Ann/Tom
Ann never thought “leopard slippies” were a breaking point until they were.
cherrylimeade - Leslie/Ben
He first knew he loved her when she called Grover Cleveland pretentious.
arnettandpoehler - Jean-Ralphio/Donna
Hair like that was good for steering, Donna thought after shot #6.
