Chemistry Pick Up Lines
I’m a nerd, okay? I love these. Chem exam today! (I promise to end all geekiness once exams are over!)
1. I have recently discovered a very rare element called Beautium. I looks like you are made of it.
2. Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then potassium and water.
3. I’m more attracted to you then flourine is attracted to an electron.
4. If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode! <- LOL
5. I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
6. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
7. If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together!
8. Hey there girl, it appears to me that you are one of the major sources that increases the entropy of the universe. You see, you are hot and the heat you are releasing is making our universe more disordered.
9. Honey, were like a galvanic cell, theres obviously electricty flowing between us.
10. My favourite attractive force is van del Waals’ force. Can you feel it? I’ll sit closer if you can’t.
chem pick up lines
These make me laugh all the time:
Hey there, I got my ion you. I hope you’re single cause iodate you anytime;) Please tell me you have 11 protons; you look sodium fine. Oxygen magnesium! Baby, you are copper tellurium—the main package. We are inseparable, just like two polar molecules. Oh, and I hope uranium is your favorite element, cause I love U.