So today...

• me: can I please have my folder back
• boy: Only if you feel my stomach for me, I think there's some weird bumps on it
• me: I'm not a fucking doctor just give me my folder
• boy: Nope, you gotta feel my stomach for me
• me: wtf fine
• me: *feels stomach*
• me: holy shit yOU HAVE THE BEST FUCKIN ABS NO THIS IS NOT OKAy
• boy: So are there bumps?
• me: uh yes
• boy:
• me:
• boy: here's your folder