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One day...

  • Suzanne Collins: Would you like to write a book with me?
  • JK Rowling: Of course, why not?
  • Then...
  • Beginning of the book: Some characters die.
  • Middle of the book: Many characters die.
  • End of the book: All the characters died.
  • Management: Delete that.
  • Liam: why?
  • Management: Delete the tweet!
  • Liam: No!
  • Management: Liam!
  • Liam: No I won't! dammit.
  • Management: ....
  • Liam: ....
  • Louis: *smug little smile*
  • Management: We've officially lost control of the good one.
  • me: i'm dating.
  • friend: omg! with who?
  • me: i'm dating ________.
  • friend: the famous one? that's is not poss-
  • me: jk once said: "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
  • me: SEE
  • me: YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
  • friend: but-
  • me: END OF HISTORY
  • friend:

I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES

  • Me at home: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me at school/work: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me in my bedroom: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me at the shower: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me during sleepless nights: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me when I'm alone: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me before doing homework: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me while doing homework: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me after doing homework: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me when my boss gets mad at me for singing the whole day: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me when I get fired: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me when my bf breaks up with me: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me when he cant understand my love for BIGBANG: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me when I don't even have a bf: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUES
  • Me even when I die: I'M SINGING MY BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUES
  • Me: I really should start to lose some weight
  • Me: *Grabs a block of chocolate*
  • me: when's the new single coming out
  • the wanted: the new single is EPIC!
  • me: when's the new single coming out
  • the wanted: the video for the new single is going to be amazing #cantwait
  • me: when's the new single coming out
  • the wanted: our outfits for the new video are sick!!!
  • me: FOR CHRISTS SAKE WHEN IS THE NEW SINGLE COMING OUT
  • the wanted: soon

when you see a picture of your favorite artist:

  • me: i fucking hate you.
  • me: you are an asshole.
  • me: what a hell is that
  • me: your face makes me sick.
  • me: oh fuck you
  • picture:
  • me:
  • picture:
  • me: *reblog* *reblog* *reblog* *reblog*
  • Plot twist: Jay is the sober, designated driver.

On New Years Day

  • Me: * orders pizza 5 minutes before 2013*
  • Pizza Man: Here's your pizza, that would be....
  • Me: I'm not paying for a pizza that took a whole year to come. *slaps door*
  • me: eats a snack whilst making a snack
  • me: what's for tea
  • mum: i've been pulling my weight around all day i've done nothing but work and you have the cheek to ask me what's for tea who do you think you are you do nothing for this family sweet jesus christ someone save me from this wretched group of human beings
  • Plot twist: Max has a full head of hair and Jay is bald
  • Ele: Amor me perdi
  • Ela: Na onde meu amor?
  • Ele: No teu sorriso.

Walking || Elikolas

  • Elizabeth: [Gets on her coat, grabs a leash and hooks up Cindee then waits by the door for Nikolas]

“” Você está bem? — Não cara, não to. Mais relaxa que o coração é forte e o corpo aguenta.”

—Descentrar
  • me: hey, mum, look at this gif of hedgehogs
  • mum: ahh, they're cute. is that what a group of hedgehogs is called then?
  • me: ... what
  • mum: a gif of hedgehogs
  • me: ...
  • mum: ...
  • me: no

Me on tumblr telling Tom to stop being hot

  • Me: omg stop just stop
  • Sister: wtf stop talking to the computer he can't hear you
  • Me: I think I'm going to go on a diet.
  • Me: After I eat this cake
  • Me: And these cookies
  • Me: And this pie
  • Me: And this pizza
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