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On the internet:
Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job:
I love working with people and I'm very sociable
Me:
THIS FUCKING SHIP
Me:
THESE STUPID CHARACTERS
Me:
YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTIC ASSHOLES
Me:
AND I HATE YOU
Me:
Me:
Me:
otp
My last words as a sane and normal person.
Me:
KPop looks pretty cool. Maybe I'll give one of these songs a listen.
Straight girls:
Kellin Quinn is attractive
Bisexual girls:
Kellin Quinn is attractive
Lesbians:
Kellin Quinn is attractive
Straight boys:
Kellin Quinn is attractive
Bisexual boys:
Kellin Quinn is attractive
Gay boys:
Kellin Quinn is attractive
Transgendered people:
Kellin Quinn is attractive
My pets:
Kellin Quinn is attractive
The Queen:
Kellin Quinn is attractive
The Earth:
Kellin Quinn is attractive
me:
I can't hang out today sorry I have too much homework
me:
me:
goes on tumblr all day
leaky con:
knock knock
me:
who's there
leaky con:
not you
me before i joined tumblr:
Jesus Christ, did any of you even go to school? Your grammar is giving me cancer. Learn to spell before you try to talk to me.
me now:
should i set myself on fire now or l8r
Me:
*gets sick*
Parents:
That's because you're in your room all the time
Me:
*breaks leg*
Parents:
That's because you're in your room all the time
Me:
*gets eaten by shark*
Parents:
That's because you're in your room all the time
Seungri and his English.
Seungri:
"I want to kill my English".
Seungri:
gets a twitter and kills us with his English.
Plot Twist:
it's not becky
Person:
You don't look like you have anxiety and depression
Me:
You don't look like an idiot
teacher:
you failed the test
me:
you failed to educate
Person:
Nah, they won't die. They're a main character.
Pretty much everyone who has ever read a John green book:
Clearly you have a lot to learn.
Dad:
Come on, let's have some bonding time with the family!
Me:
*goes downstairs to bond with family*
Me:
*gets insulted by the whole family*
Me:
*goes back into bedroom*
me in the summer :
can i just sit here on tumblr and listen to ed sheeran while drinking iced tea
me in the winter :
can i just sit here on tumblr and listen to ed sheeran while drinking hot chocolate
tumblr feminist:
misandry 4 lyfe
tumblr feminist:
fuck the patriarchy
tumblr feminist:
except for my boyfriend
tumblr feminist:
blog filled pictures of white straight cis rich guys
tumblr feminist:
lol i luv sherlock and dr who so much!!!
tumblr feminist:
no really, misandry 4 lyfe
One Direction at a Carnival
Niall:
Lets get funnel cake and candy apples...
Harry:
Louis come to the tunnel of love with me!
Zayn:
Lets go to the place with all the mirrors!
Niall:
and cotton candy...
Liam:
Zayn don't you want ot go on the rollercoasters?
Zayn:
No way! Those are scary!
Louis:
But Harry I want you to win me a teddy bear!
Harry:
OK Boo Bear!
Niall:
and a soft pretzel and-
Paul:
Niall, isn't that enough food?
Niall:
Shut up Paul I'm trying to order!
Liam:
Excuse me Ms., will you please put some clothes on?
Random lady:
It's a bathing suit... we're at a water park...
Liam:
Well excuse me for trying to keep you off a pole!
Paul:
Liam you don't say that to people!
Zayn:
PAUL I LOOK TERRIBLE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS.
Paul:
Zayn we're in the house of mirrors, they're made to make you look wierd. See I look completely weird.
Zayn:
But.. you always look like that.
Niall:
Do you serve Nandos chicken?
Louis:
Do you see that guys outfit? Total fashion disaster.
Harry:
Boo Bear that's a clown!
Louis:
He could still go easy on the makeup.
Niall:
And a candy apple a-
Paul:
Niall stop eating!
Paul:
Zayn stop crying!
Paul:
Liam quit trying to cover up the girls in swim suits!
Paul:
Harry, Louis.... Just get OFF each other! We're going home.
my version:
we are never ever, going to get together *cries*
