I cannot figure out why my dad refuses to just use the characters names!
Blaine: Little Guy, Dapper as Fuck, Independent sassy black lady
Kurt: The pale one, Dapper as Fuck’s one true love
Santana: My spicy enchillada
Puck: Goopey eyed mohawk
Rachel: tiny screechy one
Finn: Lumber Limbs
Will: Little bit of pedo
Sue: Soulmate
Burt: Knows his shit
