My body is ready.
Ok, Stephanie. I get it. A few years ago, you and I and Matt Tice and Fred and others used to get on Skype and then we didn’t. And I remember on those Skypes, you never really talked to me. So when you continued not talking to me, I figured it was just white hot sexual tension. And I saw how you started eating well and exercising (I’m imagining you wore out more than one Shake Weight). I now realize that you were doing if for me. Doing. It. For. Me. So now “your body is ready” and I’ve got this girlfriend with a crazy monogamy fetish. Story of my life.
i owe 22 yr old me an apology
I am packing up all my skinny clothes to send to changingstephanie and I can’t believe how small everything is.
I am so sorry that I thought I was fat all those years. But I am so proud of her and as inspiring as she is I have turned into a lazy chubb and she deserves these more than I do.