My body is ready.

Ok, Stephanie. I get it. A few years ago, you and I and Matt Tice and Fred and others used to get on Skype and then we didn’t. And I remember on those Skypes, you never really talked to me. So when you continued not talking to me, I figured it was just white hot sexual tension. And I saw how you started eating well and exercising (I’m imagining you wore out more than one Shake Weight). I now realize that you were doing if for me. Doing. It. For. Me. So now “your body is ready” and I’ve got this girlfriend with a crazy monogamy fetish. Story of my life.

UGH FINE. I'M GOING TO THE GYM.

But I want you all to know I got a really great blowout this morning and it’s going to be TOTALLY RUINED.

(Also, thanks).

i owe 22 yr old me an apology

I am packing up all my skinny clothes to send to changingstephanie and I can’t believe how small everything is.

I am so sorry that I thought I was fat all those years. But I am so proud of her and as inspiring as she is I have turned into a lazy chubb and she deserves these more than I do.

Texting someone new.

Of course, this is the first picture I send her other than those in my profile.

Seriously, it came up naturally. As naturally as anything I talk about comes up. Which, if you know me….

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