Pretend yourself in the hungergames being interviewd by ceasar

• Ceasar: tell me is there a special guy back home?
• you: no not really
• Ceasar: I don't believe it for a sec. Look at that face a pretty lady as you. Tell me
• you: well there is this one guy I've had a crush on forever.
• Ceasar: I tell you what, you go out there and you win this thing and when you get home he has to go out with you. Right folks ? HAHHAHA
• you: Thank but I don't think winning is going help me at all
• Ceasar: and why not
• you: because ... he's is fictional