I'm Gonna Go to Mass
Joseph BeltranUm. Yeah. So this happened on my MacBook this afternoon. I don’t know either.
Thrift Shop Parody (I’m Gonna Go To Mass)
Click “Read More” for the lyrics LOL.
I’m gonna go to Mass
Only got a Rosary in my pocket
I, I, I’m coming, looking for my Missal
My God is so awesome
Walk up in the Church, like whaddup, we got a big flock
A billion in the world, shout outs to Peter, the first Rock
Holy Eucharist, no it ain’t symbolic
Sacramental wine, in my cup - alcoholic
Rollin’ in, hella deep, headed to the sacristy
Dressed in all white, except the cope and stole, those are green
Draped in a chasuble, Pope’s all infallible
One hour fasting, Last ate at 4:36……….
Cuz I’m going to the five o clock Mass.
And I be standing and kneeling about to go and get my exercise
Nourished by word and sacrament I swear that I be energized
JP II to be canonized
Sainthood swag, better recognize
Evangelize the nations through our love, Heaven is our prize.
Deaf to all the Devil’s lies, Deaf to all the Devil’s lies
No for real, ask my grandma I ain’t bout that sinful life
That mantilla with that white Roman collar
Prayin up a storm, we all make the Heaven’s holla
Collection basket in my pew so I give a dollar
Flying high above my foes, call me Iguodala
Our Father
Hail our Holy Mother
Help us through whatever
We pray things these things together
One God in the Holy Spirit Forever forever, forever ever, ever ever,
Amen
Catholic Ask
- 1. What was the last novena you prayed?
- 2. Favorite parable?
- 3. Have you discerned the Lord's vocation for you?
- 4. If it is the religious life, what order is the best fit for you?
- 5. Favorite saint growing up?
- 6. Favorite saint now?
- 7. Favorite Old Testament story?
- 8. Tell us your best Confession story.
- 9. Have you discerned serving as a FOCUS missionary?
- 10. If yes, why?
- 11. If no, why not?
- 12. Where were you when Pope John Paul II passed away?
- 13. Have you been on any pilgrimages? (Israel, Medugorje, Lourdes, etc)
- 14. Last Church where you attended Mass?
- 15. Last time you went to Confession?
- 16. Favorite religious order?
- 17. Favorite Apostle?
- 18. Which saint shares your conversion story?
- 19. Last spiritual reading you did? (Diary of St. Maria Faustina, Padre Pio's Secrets of a Soul, etc)
- 20. Last time you went to Adoration?
- 21. Last time you prayed the Rosary?
- 22. Favorite Mystery of the Rosary?
- 23. Favorite Our Lady apparition?
- 24. Have you been keeping up with the Imagine Sisters' YouTube and Facebook?
- 25. Favorite novena to pray?
- 26. How old were you when you truly encountered the Lord for the first time?
- 27. What were you doing when the white smoke appeared for Pope Francis?
- 28. Are you going to give your children saint names?
- 29. Do you have any saints' medals around your neck?
- 30. Do you wear a brown or green Scapular?
- 31. If you were going to die next week, what three things would you want to tell a fallen away Catholic?
- 32. Do you attend Daily Mass?
- 33. If not, do you want to? What are some practical steps you can take to ensure this?
- 34. When you go to Heaven which five saints would you hug and thank first?
- 35. What was the most intense prayer experience you've ever had?
- 36. Favorite Old Testament character?
- 37. Favorite book of the Gospels?
- 38. Any friends you give credit to for truly leading you to Christ?
- 39. If you allowed the Holy Spirit to take over you for one week, what do you think would happen?
- 40. If the Lord called you to be a martyr for Him, how would you feel?
- 41. Have you been to any FOCUS conferences?
- 42. Best FOCUS conference experience?
