Roll the dice, take the hit, play the numbers, and pick the teams. Between March Madness and the new casino, I think its time I buy a slick suit and speak in third person. Gambling is beginning to change me. I notice more cash in my wallet then normal (ever), I was in court for a full day yesterday (traffic violation), and I spout out random semi-credible street sayings in every day lingo (hmmm this one might be a problem).
“Scared money don’t make money…” “Cop that…” “Do what it do”. The other day I stopped and looked at some red alligator shoes (ok those were sweet), but who am I Tony Montana? I am writing this because I am concerned for my fellow Cincinnatians. Don’t lose our heads out there at this shiny new casino and March Madness season. If you promise to keep control of the gambling situation, I’ll promise to stop telling the Subway employees “yeah, I’ll cop two cookies”. Deal?