Some Preds and Prey, according to my weird drinking buddies

Cockatoo:

I say you’re second in command of the gang, you’ve got cool hair, and you’re nice looking nice to me. They get something like this-

Rosella:

I didn’t mention too much about you. They came up with a lot of stupid nicknames though. And Al wants your number. I don’t think you’ve done anything to deserve something that awful though.

Cassowary:

By now I was kind of not trying to say too much. I made the mistake of mentioning you and Wombat and that one guy with the spiky hair. I’ll apologize now for laughing at what they thought of you guys.

Cape:

You’re a werewolf wild woman to them. Congratulations.

Mallee:

I told them you build robots. So they go, ‘oh she’s a scientist, huh?’ And then this.

I don’t even know.

Sea Dragon:

Yup. You’re the cat lady. Literally.

Perentie:

Pffhahaha, I’m not even sorry, even though I didn’t say anything for them to think this.

Thylacine:

I told them about your coat and that I nicknamed you Pretty Boy. It is not my fault that this is what they imagined.