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see this is why you are perfect so perfect <3
IT’S SCIENTIFIC FACT. YOU. ARE CUTE.
frick frick frickity friCK NO YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS TO ME
You’re just so adorable, no one can help it.
wow why are you so cute i cant handle it
YELLS
NO
UR WRONG
BOTH OF YOU
Oh God, I know, right? I look at my dash and think, "Good lord, these guys are mostly teenagers. What am I doing with my life??" Then I waste hours online trying to piece my fantroll together. /headdesk
Oh, wow! What’s your fantroll like? Don’t feel bad I’ve been developing mine since February of last year…
This could have gone from cissexist down to just sexist if the OP had simply used anatomically or biologically male/female. That wouldn’t make it a BETTER post, mind you, but maybe less offensive to some people.
that wouldnt have made it less offensive at all because “biologically male/female” is still a disgusting, cissexist term.
there is literally no way this post could’ve been less offensive or less awful
cancerchild started following you
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HEY THERE
HOW YOU DOING
I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN
ENJOY YOUR STAY
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cancerchild reblogged your photo: doubledickandawand: tasteslikelemon: Starting
That post is from a week ago.
Are you lost?
What?? I’m not the only one who does that? My whole family and all my friends think I’m weird for that!
Clearly we must work harder on our conversion.
I actually considered revising this picture with that line, but the post had gotten too many notes to change it at that point
Thanks for doing this, though! Especially for those who didn’t see that before.
/shooshpaps You ok?
I’m doing a bit better now that my paper is done.
But my dash has been a shitstorm of social justicers being assholes
And I’m writing an essay focusing on why moral treatment of enemy civilians is a fucking joke
So I’m just in a real piss poor mood
But I’m gonna queue up a shit ton of ballerinas and veg out so hopefully I’ll be good in just a little bit uwu
/tacklecuddles
awww THAT’S CUTE THANK YOU FOR TACKLE CUDDLES
zimmington said: omg good dad…wat a nice dad uwu
virtualnight said: I am glad it was nothing to worry about, though I am sorry that you were so scared. I would have gone out to investigate if I had been there.
cancerchild said: Also: best dad award goes to yours.
We have our ups and downs but my dad is a good man ;w;
And Night I am not sure if I would have let you out there all alone for my sake :/ I would at least make you take a bat. And a helmet.
I squealed at McD’s when I saw this. I’m getting so many weird looks and I don’t even care.
I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH IT AJKFHSFGLKJH
