Today in AP Bio we were talking about how some animals have anti-freeze compounds in their blood to keep them warm, and this kid just leaned over to me and whispered,
Fact: Canadians do not have any internal organs. They actually have very soft stuffing. This is because it makes them nicer to cuddle and also if someone wishes to punch them, their soft stuffing won’t hurt their attackers hands.
in canada we don’t say “I love you” we say “moose moose maple syrup tim hortons hockey poutine” which means “I will shovel your driveway”. Beautiful, eh?