So as me and my friend Olivia were in gym today...

we were just like, sitting there, and we heard these popular girls singing “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” really obnoxiously and i was like

great, now i have to listen to this! and Olivia was like…

and she went “I HAVE BEEN TOLD MY DAIRY MIXTURE INVITES ALL THE GENTLEMEN TO MY LANDSCAPING!” and i couldn’t stop laughing!

so then i was like “I HAVE ALSO BEEN TOLD IT IS QUITE GRAND, OH YES, IT IS QUITE GRAND! I COULD TELL YOU MY WAYS, BUT YOU WOULD HAVE TO PAY ME SEVERAL AMOUNTS OF DOLLARS.”

so they whole gym and lunch and chorus, anytime it got really quite, we would shout I HAVE BEEN TOLD MY DAIRY MIXTURE INVITES ALL THE GENTLEMEN TO MY LANDSCAPING! I HAVE ALSO BEEN TOLD IT IS QUITE GRAND, OH YES, IT IS QUITE GRAND! I COULD TELL YOU MY WAYS, BUT YOU WOULD HAVE TO PAY ME SEVERAL AMOUNTS OF DOLLARS! 

so… me and her had a fun day today:3 that’s my new catch phrase 

so then, to top everything off, she goes… “So, you should tweet this to Logan, and it can be his theme song.” thats when i died.

i fell off my chair and the teacher looked concerned and asked me if i was alright… it was fanastic!