Hold Me Closer, Tiny Danson

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Anyone else seen him near the Commons and Cabell?

there's a couple

having dry sex on the 2nd floor of cabell library. wtf. 

These kids in a group study room are playing cartoon/game theme songs. Digimon, Pokemon, Mortal Kombat. 
I love Sunday nights at Club Cabell. ♥

Fact:
 

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You all have my respect. 

Two things I love asking at Starbucks.

1) How dirty do you want it?
2) Can you take your top off?

Dear Cabell Library, RVA.....

Seriously I hate you, you are the bane of my existence, I can’t concentrate, I keep hearing some dude talking about how he is going to run, and he got all of his work done, and he is making me feel bad about myself.

  • 183-24 (48)= 159 (135) pages of this gay ass book to read
  • (1-8) + (9-15) = 2 damn summaries that officially have no been written
  • 160-152= 8 pages of this stupid biology book
  • 72-51= 21 pages of Eating The Sun
  • 12:30-8:52(12:11)(9:00)= 3 hours and 38 minutes (19 minutes) (ALL NIGHT) to complete it all
  • Giving me 7:00-1:30= 5 and a half hours to sleep NO SLEEP!

Yes Cabell Library, you suck dick!

(AND YES, HELLO DORM ROOM, YOU CAN BE ADDED TO THE SKANK FEST TOO!)

What nights at my job go like:

8PM~ normal making drinks blah blah
11PM~ there is an existential crisis on the cold bar and everyone is going “WHO AM I?!”
1230AM~ a five person fight has broken out over if Jennifer Lawrence is talented or not and customers are leaning over the counter to join in

BAHAHA! I got a booth in the library! Envy me peasants!

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Lactation Room Now Open at Cabell Library

Sweet! There’s a new lactation room in the Cabell Library. Hopefully this is just for those who’d prefer more privacy—hopefully breastfeeding isn’t forbidden in the rest of the library.

Room B11 in the James Branch Cabell Library, is open to all VCU students, faculty and staff who want to breast feed or pump during library hours. To unlock the door, check out an access control card from the service desk. The room is freshly painted and carpeted and includes a Medela Symphony pump, a comfortable chair and a sink. Family restrooms with changing stations are nearby on the same floor. For more information, contact Jeanne Hammer at jmhammer@vcu.edu or (804) 828-1116.

An open letter to ladies in Cabell Library:

Y’all are grown-ass women. You should know by now to flush the Goddamn toilet and not leave your toilet paper and feminine hygiene products on the floor. This ain’t cute, and it sure as hell ain’t classy. Get yourselves straight.

Thank you.

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