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“It's not fun to be single at 41. I was married for 10 years, I'm divorced, I have two children. It's hard to start again after a marriage. It's hard to really look at someone and go 'Maybe something nice will happen'. I know too much about life to have any optimism. I know even if it's nice, it's going to lead to shit. I know if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you've just decided something shitty is going to happen. You might have a nice couple of dates but then she'll stop calling you back and that'll feel shitty. Or you'll date for a long time and then she'll have sex with one of your friends or you will with one of hers and that will be shitty. Or you'll get married and it won't work out and you'll get divorced and split your friends and money and that's horrible. Or you'll meet the perfect person who you love infinitely and you even argue well and you grow together and you have children and then you get old together and then SHE'S GONNA DIE. That's the BEST CASE SCENARIO, is that you're gonna lose your best friend and then just walk home from D'agostino's with heavy bags every day and wait for your turn to be nothing also.”

—Louis CK, Comedic Guru

“To me, you're not a woman until you've had a couple of kids and your life is in the toilet. That's really...when you become a woman is when people come out of your vagina and steps on your dreams. If you're still standing after all of that shit, then YOU ARE a woman.”

—Louis C.K.

Louie 'Duckling' episode

I’ve been meaning to write this review for a while, since the episode actually aired but you know how it is, internet porn can really get in the way. I mean the thing with internet porn is that there is so much of it, it can easily distract you train of thought (I should let you know I was away from this page for 20 minutes doing stuff).

Back to the review, a show isn’t really critically acclaimed until, I decide it is or it tackles social issues through thought provoking television. ‘Ducklings’ defiantly does that, with that indescribable Louie C.K swagger (a mix between Michael Jeter and Bill Duke do you research) Tasked with going to the Middle East to uplift the troops with his act, he finds his journey compromise with the inclusion of ducks. Yes, the show was missing more ducks related jokes. Now I can literally think of a hundred ways on how this episode could have sucked and thankfully, it didn’t go any of those ways. Louie C.K is too clever and the show is too honest. He has no business looking after ducks it’s weird he’s 40 they’re ducks who we all know hate white people. At first they are a nuisance and then he kind of realise it could be worst. The ducks aren’t the main focus and against the backdrop of the Middle East I doubt they could really be. The interaction with the troops is real; they don’t know who he is. He hasn’t gone over there with big fanfare; the cheerleaders are what they want to see. And yet he and his ducklings have their place and producing some heart-warming moments along the way.

Great episode, great show, even better review what more could you wish for (Don’t waste this wish on a bigger dick please). 

Fitz.

One of the best birthday party ever.

One of my good friend threw a surprise birthday party for me, even though my birthday is next week. This means a lot to me, even though she can be a pain in the ass, haha kidding. I’d like to thank everyone for coming out to celebrate my sweet sixteenth birthday, and making this one of the best nights of my life. Thank you all<3

N.L; T.C; D.C; N.P; S.L; C.G; J.W; M.H; K.K; R.R; J.C; S.W; L.O; J.M; & P.K

“Ben kaybeden değilim çünkü oyuna hiç oturmadım.”

—C.K

“Sonra bir pazar sabahı gazeteni açarken aklına gelir, bir bar sandalyesinde belki ya da mutluymus gibi yaptıgın bi dost sofrasında tüm o kalabalık içinde hatırlatır onu sana, yalnızlığın”

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