A pep talk from Butter

• Ethan Emmet: Don't tell Jill, she always likes me to think positive, but what I like to do is this: I would imagine all of the bad things that could possibly happen if you enter this contest. Like, you could die of a tragic butter overdose. There could be a rabid grizzly bear hiding inside this very moose lodge ready to tear your face off.
• Destiny: There could be a python inside.
• Ethan: What if this place is full of monkeys with a deadly virus?
• Destiny: There could be the ghost of Hitler.
• Ethan: What if there's no gravity in there and you float up and bang your head on the ceiling and then all of a sudden gravity kicks in and then you bang your head on the floor?
• Destiny: There could be a black hole that would suck me all up.
• Ethan: It could happen. What if this place is full of good looking British vampires?
• Destiny: The worst of all of them.
• Ethan: They're so pale.
• Destiny: Or hungry cannibals!
• Ethan: Who only eat adorable little girls
• Destiny: Or racist ninjas!
• Ethan: Haha racist ninjas, that's a good one, you get a high five.
• Ethan: So think about all of that and ask yourself, really what's the worst that can happen?
• Destiny: I could be terrible and lose.
• Ethan: Yeah, yeah, you could, but could you live with that?