“Listen - I'm a lesbian who looks like a man, and that's on purpose. So it's not like I'm trying to look some other way and I'm messing up. This is it. This is actually the way I want to look...and the whole "OH MY GOD you look like a dude! I know how you could be pretty!" - guess what? I don't want to.”—Rachel Maddow on “Watch what happens: live!” [May 1, 2013]
926) Pansexual Androgyny is tough, y'all
Because the gorgeous gay boys I want don’t want me because I have a stupid vagina. The gorgeous straight boys I want don’t want me because I look like a boy. The beautiful straight girls I want don’t want me because I have a stupid vagina. The beautiful gay girls I want don’t want me because I look like a boy.
Seriously. I just want to have non-gender specific sex with good looking people of any gender/sexuality. I wish I had a series of switches that I could flip and either BE the gay/straight boy I am in my head or the gay/striaght girl I am in my head.
Bodies are hard, you guys. Bodies are hard.