It’s a miracle that I am so damn tired of doing absolutely nothing

i think i’ve grown old too fast because i don’t care about going out and kissing strangers at nightclubs anymore, i just want someone to cuddle and get old together, that’s all i need

  • Dad: *walks in with tight under armor shirt that shows muscles* Alright i'm going to the gym!
  • Me: *bites huge chocolate bar* see ya later

Di- Did I just beat the mother fucking Star Battle…

I FUCKING DID 

OH HAPPY DAY

I’D LIKE TO THANK NO NOBODY BECAUSE I’M AWESOME AND I DID ALL THE WORK

OH LAWD

OH I’M SO HAPPY

LOLOL

it’s quite obvious why people are friends with me

it’s because I always know what to do, when it’s due and how it’s done, where to go and whom to go to.

and I —usually— manage to produce quality.

like now. 

I warned people, ‘friends don’t call/text/message me about Monday’

‘class is cancelled okay’

don’t call me

and yet my phone keeps vibrating

YOU GUYS ARE PREDICTABLE

BUT I STILL LOVE YOU.

GUYS BE PROUD OF ME

i finished my rough draft already so im essentially free for the night! dhgcfhvgbjdknjasfk sfgdf greryv3gcrqw

okay, my last attempt to turn this day around: watch the sherlock extras <3

two of my tumblr friends haven’t posted for weeks and they both last posted on the same day; I’m just assuming they eloped at this point

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phrux replied to your post: Draw porn

Rude anon, at least say please.

a little bit of manners can go a long way— anon could’ve gotten away with at least a tasteful nude or a pin-up haha

I hope to have a two room place when I move to Vegas

So when you guys want to go to Vegas you can come and visit me 

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