So once
There was a bamf named The, Emmah
Like her parents named her Emmah
And her last name was The
And so when the teachers read it out loud
They read “The, Emmah”
And the girl was crazy epic
And fought epic battles with her lightsaber
Who was also her boyfriend.
Until one day, she was bored.
And happened to venture onto the internet
And found the snazzy site called “Tumblr”
And searched for Queen and Adventure Time
And through all those tags, found bunches of her favorite blawgs
And met some of her bestest friends
And then
She grew up and some of her friends didn’t come on Tumblr as much.
So she got off the internet and went into her living room.
And there,
before her eyes,
Were all her internet friends.
Who had been waiting in her living room for her to come off her computer for ages.
And she hugged each and every one of them
And then everyone went out to eat dinner and
Then flew to London
In a time machine
And met the gang.
And became the best friends of all the Queen members
And then cured AIDS
So Freddie didn’t have to die.
And then traveled back to the year 2012
And went and saw Queen in concert.
And they had written many many new songs and produced multiple new albums
And the albums were dedicated to
“Emmah The and her nifty friends”
<3
The end
