So, this just happened...

  • Me: (looking at pictures of Gerard) Look, baby Bullets Gerard! He's so cute and disgusting. D'aw.
  • Mum: (leaning over my shoulder) That's not Bullets Gerard, Cat.
  • Me: Uh, yeah, it is. Look at his hair!
  • Mum: No, no, look, that's like... that's after Project Rev, that's 2008 or 2009 Gerard. (grabs my mouse and scrolls to the next photo) See? There's Bob, playing drums! It can't be Bullets if he's there. And Mikey's got no glasses!
  • Me: (slowly realising) Goddammit Gerard, why can't you age like a normal person? You're making me look like a fool!
  • Mum: Ha, I win!
  • My mother knows MCR eras better than me, apparently. I am scared and slightly impressed.
  • ELENA: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS THIS ANYMORE WITHOUT YOU
  • MOM: THEN KILL YOURSELF AND DO US ALL A FAVOR

if you ever have a morbid curiosity to look up Rise of the Guardians fanficiton, don’t, unless you want bunny dicks and North taking the whole naughty and nice thing to a wHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL

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