the record store in my hometown is also a coffee shop

all the drinks on the menu refer to song titles, for example

  • Black Tea is called Black Magic Woman,
  • Green Tea is called Green Is The Colour,
  • Chai is called When The Tigers Broke Free,
  • and Black Coffee is called No Milk Today

i keep saying i should make a dunmer and then  i never make a dunmer

So my grandfather just asked if you have to pay to use Google

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My art history professor grabbed my foot in the middle of lecture

and started shaking it all around for no reason at all.

He’s an absolute nutball.

 

Good news: my friend and I found a date for the Banda El Recodo concert!!!!!

Bad news: he’s old

My English teacher is the most precious human in the whole world

  • Dad: *brushes teeth*
  • Me:
  • Dad: *brushes teeth*
  • Me:
  • Dad: *looks at me*
  • Me: *shoves his hair sideways*
  • Dad:
  • Me: *grin*
  • Dad: ...?
  • Me: YOU LOOK JUST LIKE LESTRADE THIS WAY!! :D
  • Dad: Who? De...streeyd what??
  • Me: From Sherlock! You look kinda lke him with your GRAY HAIR HAHAHA
  • Dad: Oh. Don't you know how much effort it takes to look at my reflection?
  • Me: Pfff it doesn't!
  • Dad: yeah it does
  • Me: nooope
  • Dad:
  • Me:
  • Dad:
  • Me: I'm gonna do that to your hair tomorrow to and make a picture... just wait... hehehe..
  • Dad: Photoshoop? (says it this way on purpose)
  • Me: oooh no! Just... like that... MUWAHAHAHA

The director is flirting with me… Ew.

  • My Boss's Boss's Boss: So what he said about his employment wasn't true.
  • Me: Probably.
  • BBB: I am going to look at the back of this guy's tonsils with a microscope.
  • Me: Good luck!
  • BBB: Oh, I don't need luck. But thank you.
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