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People feel this obsessive compulsion to update shit. Specifically I’m referring to Facebook, but I’ve observed you nerds doing similar shit here.
Don’t get me started on 99.9% of those fucking ecards or someecards, whatever. (Don’t.)
Here’s an idea, and I know this could be kinda abstract but hang with me, IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING OF VALUE, SUBSTANCE, OR ENTERTAINING TO SAY: step away from the keyboard. Stay away from the social media.
If you need to update me with something you found on “Status Shuffle”, I’mma shuffle you out of my feed.
Bitchy Carrie Out.