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Can the sun just go away? Thanks.

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HEY FATIMA

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Look at Zayn and his terrorist accomplice enticing the ladies to join his jihad. 

Some people would rather look like wealth than have it.

love means following someone even when they post a lot of lana del rey 

watching the game:

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but then when nicki comes on:

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People feel this obsessive compulsion to update shit. Specifically I’m referring to Facebook, but I’ve observed you nerds doing similar shit here.

Don’t get me started on 99.9% of those fucking ecards or someecards, whatever. (Don’t.)

Here’s an idea, and I know this could be kinda abstract but hang with me, IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING OF VALUE, SUBSTANCE, OR ENTERTAINING TO SAY: step away from the keyboard. Stay away from the social media.

If you need to update me with something you found on “Status Shuffle”, I’mma shuffle you out of my feed.

Bitchy Carrie Out.

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Knowing that Honey Boo Boo’s mom has 4 children, which means she had to have sex should give everyone hope that you will get laid.

confession: i am a radical muslim

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The Strokes are releasing a new album this year, words cannot describe my excitement

Yall need to stop playin like that girl is gonna sue Miguel. She’s probably gonna pay him with a thank you note attached

Dear Liam Payne,

       Copy and Paste yourself into my bed.

Sincerely, 

             Your thirstiest fan. 

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