Damn my Nokia 3510i had some awesome ringtones.

Final Fantasy, Duck Tales, Harvest Moon, Tetris, Angel, Inu Yasha… it was awesome. Midi or not.

me: oh goody, a trailer for Amanda’s new movie!

*watches trailer*

me: *backs away slowly*

me: *locks front door*

me: well that looks fun…

“That is the trouble with many inventors; they lack patience. They lack the willingness to work a thing out slowly and clearly and sharply in their mind, so that they can actually 'feel it work.' They want to try their first idea right off; and the result is they use up lots of money and lots of good material, only to find eventually that they are working in the wrong direction. We all make mistakes, and it is better to make them before we begin.”

—Nikola Tesla

Have you ever considered tying string all around your room and hiding in the corner so when someone walks in and falls you can take them for food because they were caught in your web?

OMFG

THIS IS

creepy

“Everybody is a potential murderer. I’ve never killed any one, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.”

—Clarence Darrow

THREE TSUKIGUMI TOPS

I cannot even <3 Masaki, Mirio, play nice! Chapi, for goodness’ sake, keep a handle on them!

It’s odd how so many things can be going wrong but one thing, one person, can make the difference between your happiness and total chaos.

Most hilarious lie Barney Stinson has ever told to (successfully) pick a woman up:

Convincing her he was Neil Armstrong by saying “we went through a wormhole and now I age backwards”. Amazing.

I just watched the ending to Requiem for a Dream.

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