- Friend: so explain this whole... kpop thing
- Me: i know you think it's like, flashy outfits and tight pants
- Me: but you need to understand that it's more than that
- Friend: okay
- Me: have you ever shipped something before
- Friend:
- Me: if you get into kpop you will be shipping like a freight train
- Friend: what-
- Me: and there will be tears
- Me: and it will be great
- Me: and there is no turning back
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me: ok cool so lemme show you how gay my fav band is
- 1/3 of me: i'm so punk rock i want to dye my hair hot pink and get tons of piercings and tattoos and wear black spiky stuff
- 1/3 of me: i'm so indie rock man i just wanna float around in a little indie bubble of freedom soaring through the sky in my high waisted shorts and tribal print
- 1/3 of me: i'm so 90s grunge why the fuck wasn't i born in 1980 so i could fully enjoy the grunge rock era my life is so disappointing
