Darren meeting Kermit the Frog
- Darren: Hey Kermit! I'm a big fan!
- Kermit: I'm a big fan of you too! You and your boyfriend!
- Darren: Boyfriend?
- Kermit: Chris Colfer!
- Darren: Oh no no you got it wrong. He's a great guy, but Chris and I are just friends!
- Kermit: That's what exactly Burt and Ernie said.
Things I know for certain here at the end of the world
- Mitt Romney will never be president
- Edward is a vampire
- And there’s a part of him, and I don’t know how dominate that part might be, that wanted to get the hell out of the Twilight franchise
- Sherlock is still “dead”
- Burt and Ernie are gay
- Castiel is not going to die a virgin
- I, however, am :|
