Ok so I had a weird dream last night about 2 of my housemates who are gone this weekend but maybe I’ll make a tumblr post about it and sHOW IT TO THEM.

It started with me being in bed and waking up to find that like half of my stuff was gone from my room. I was like “Yo Maura what the hell,” and she was like, “We can’t keep it.” And Kelsey Grammer was the one who said that I can’t keep my stuff??

Then Maura was like “I’m outtie,” and left so I guess I went back to sleep? But then I woke up again and found Maura in this weird…..window room. LIKE it was almost like a wall of slanted window was in our house, leading to small, triangular shaped room of just windows? Then it lead to outside.

So it was like drizzling and we’re chillin’ in the window room when Heather shows up from the outside like “Hey come outside.”

Naturally we’re like “Yeah ok.”

Now we have a yard in the dream, complete with this tree that has this really cool mini pond set up around it. And naturally I look around every part of the pond for fish because this is me and I really love fish ok.

AND I FOUND THESE??

(artist’s representation)

Most of them were kind of translucent and they looked so solid and not all of them had arms and no they were NOT tadpoles.

And then I found a nEST of BABY OCTOPI but they looked like fake octopi?? Like most of them looked like these tbh:

But one tiny one was legit it was a blue bb one among all of these orange hotdog lookin motherfuckers.

So I was like “GUYS LOOK LOOK ANIMALS.”

And just when Maura and Heather showed up the momma octopus came back to sit on the nest omfg like a cHICKEN. My housemates were pleased and they were like “no we wanna see the bbs in the nest hold on.”

I was like “No don’t tOUCH IT IT’S PROBABLY POISONOUS??”

But Maura was like “Nah nah I gotta ring it out.”

what.

So Maura like RINGS OUT THE TOP PART OF THE OCTOPUS LIKE A TOWEL LIKE THIS IS A PART OF OCTOPUS MAINTENANCE AND CARE??

Heather and Maura were both pleased with that development and nothing bad happened so you know I was like “alright fine let me show you these kind of cute half tadpoles half goldfish.”

bUT THEY EVOLVED?? INTO THIS:

Omg and their huge puffy butts kept deflating some of them were wobblin around like deflated while others looked fIT TO BURST so strange so weird.

And then I woke up.