so there’s this clique at my school that has like soft hipsters and then like hard hipsters i guess all mixed into one thing and today they were all in a group and i had to walk through them and i swear to god one of them asked me do i even lift and then it was like a chant they were saying off and one of them turned into satan and seductively wiped their arm against my shoulder and told me to get a move on and i think satan saved me