- Andy: When I was younger I dated this girl for almost like a year under the false premiss that I was like 3 years older than I actually was. It went on for a lonnng ass time. I had to keep evading birthdays...
- Bryan: How old did you say you were?
- Andy: I was like 15 at the time but I said I was 18.
- Bryan: So you had to keep evading birthdays?
- Andy: Yeah! Yeah, and it was like, "Why can't you actually buy cigarettes yourself...? Why can't you..?" I just found a casual way of evading the truth until one day I was like,
- "Hey, so...here's some reality. I'm a child. So this whole experience has been pretty statutory.."
- CC: How old was the girl?
- Andy: She was 19.
- CC and Bryan: OOOOOOH.
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Andy Biersack reading 50 shades of grey
Andy Biersack, Bryan Stars, and Danny Worsnop talk about Thomas the Tank Engine. -AllThingsAndyBiersack
- *This is from an actual interview on YouTube with Andy Biersack and Danny Worsnop, hosted by Bryan Stars.*
- Bryan: How was puberty for you?
- Danny: I'm still going, I haven't even started yet. It's gonna hit me like a train.
- Andy: What's interesting is that it made my voice higher. When I was a baby, my voice was so low that only, like, trains could hear it.
- Danny: Trains with ears?
- Bryan: Like Thomas the Tank Engine! :D
- Andy: NO. Like a real God D**n train with ears, why do we have to turn this into some, silly cartoon bull sh*t?
- Bryan: I like Thomas the Tank Engine...:(
- Andy: NO ONE LIKES THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.
- *Silence*
- Bryan: Except for me... :)
