brother starts choking on water in the bedroom

• my sister-in-law: continues washing dishes
• me: continues scrolling through tumblr
• dogs: continues chewing toy
• brother's friend: are you guys not going to do anything?! oh my god! i'm going to go check on him
• sister-in-law: that's what he gets for not listening to me when i said not to drink so fast
• me: i haven't heard a "thud" yet so he's good
• my brother: *stops choking* i'm good