“But, when all is said and done, does anything less pleasurable exist than a "house of pleasure"? A singular problem! Man, always at war with himself, finding his hopes cheated by his present ills and cheating his present ills with hopes for a future over which he has no control, imprints all his actions with the stamp of inconsistency and feebleness. Here below only calamity is ever complete." ”—Honore de Balzac (The Wild Ass’s Skin)
How is this not written yet?!
“A brothel? The Lord of the Eyrie and Hand of the King visited a brothel with Stannis Baratheon?” - Ned Stark, Game of Thrones, pp. 276
Ok, so let’s talk seriously. How is this not wrriten yet somewhere? I mean we write Stannis smut but NO ONE ever thought about writing Stannis and Jon visit to the brothel? I mean…Stannis. In. A. Brothel. Yes, he’s there to see how many bastards Robert has sired but really? I mean…COME ON PEOPLE!
Just picture it. Someone…some girl hitting on him, half naked. And Stannis going all “I’m married, go away woman!”
“Jon can we go now? I…this is…sinful. And abhorrent.”
“Jon I’m not comfortable here”
“Jon I have a wife”
“Jon what is that woman doing on that man?!”
Last night in Leeds:
- Wandered the city for pizza with Ad
- Found a place to sleep and complacency
- Weeble’s got caught stealing a Chistmas Tree
- Joe tried talking to a bar maid
- Bobby pulled the cock block of a century.
- The world collapsed all around me
- Josh and Mikey sky hooked cans they hadn’t emptied
- We woke the neighbors
- Things got a bit lighter