Knight of Blood
Broadway Karkat
Ahdjfhfkdasfljkak YES. Another thing for Broadway Karkat! You guys might have seen my Karkalicious fanart? This is another of my favorite BK songs, Knight of Blood.
Aaghhhh I would’ve had this finished by Sunday but I kept getting distracted.
Also I’m sorry for my shitty typography ._.
EDIT: Those underlined things are links, guys… I mean look, I’ll even put them in italics for you.
Pingchow (feat. Broadway Karkat) - BK: React to John Audition
Hey everyone! Here is my audition (feat. Broadway Karkat) for those of you who missed the stream!
A Gristmas Carol (Tophat 2K12)
cantabileGatocantabileGato - A Gristmas Carol
Here’s your chance to sing along now
Share these lyrics with a chum or two
Raise your voice in Yuletide song now
All the tunes are old, the words are new
Someone please explain caroling to me
Is the purpose not to make someone’s ears bleed?
What is the appeal, in such cheery songs?
Why don’t we just toss the score and sing the lyrics wrong?
Gristmas Songs, Gristmas Songs
Fuck ‘em up real good
Maybe if we’re lucky we’ll disturb the neighborhood
Gristmas Songs, Gristmas Songs
Screech ‘em til you’re hoarse
(It might not be wise to do this publicly, of course)
Ugly sweater shopping time
Just don’t tell Kanaya
If she catches me in these threads
She might set me on fire
Dave rigged his with LEDs
So it lights up brightly
Blinking words on scratchy wool
Must endure this shit nightly
Joy to the world
Except for John
I hope that fuckass dies!
There goes Terezi with Wayward Vagabond again
Scribbling on the walls since I can’t remember when
But whatever they wreck, or if there’s no blank meteor left
I’ll protect my precious DVDs with everything I’ve have
Lest ‘The Santa Clause’ fall into the wrong hands
(This one’s gonna be my Magnum Opus!)
O Ancestors, O Ancestors
Why are you all dysfunctional?
O Ancestors, why can’t you see
The rightful leader of the team?
O Ancestor, O Ancestors
It’s either this or Kankri!
(The grand finale was written by SonicRocksMySocks and used with her permission.)
On the twelfth day of twelfth perigee my matesprit gave to me
Twelve rippling hoofbeasts
Eleven frogs a-leaping
Ten empty buckets
Nine cans of Faygo
Eight spiders spinning
Seven paraplegics-!
Six revving chainsaws
FIVE *pant pant* FUCKASSES *huff*
Four cuttlefish
Three sharp claws
Two sets of stairs
And a Scalebeast hanging from the tree
(And last but not least, in the true spirit of Gristmas, I shall now complain!)
I can’t believe I wasted four whole
Minutes of my precious lifetime
On singing stupid Gristmas Carols
AGAIN!! Seriously, what is WRONG with me!?
Now please leave me alone!
To download http://tindeck.com/listen/uiyz#1YUGskK8mlDDYfJG.99
Hey There Karkat
Jade HarleyThis is my gift to Broadway Karkat and Bee!
I love you both so very much!
Thank you for being such wonderful friends and supporters.
Hey There Karkat
Lyrics:Hey there Karkat
What’s it like up on that meteor
I’m three years away
But I’m coming so don’t you fear
We’ll finally meet
I’ll stand right by you as you lead
Count on me
Hey there Karkat
Don’t you worry about a thing
Just rest your eyes and take a nap
Listen to me sing
I’ll be there soon
You’re more beautiful than the moon
See you soon
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me
Hey there Karkat
I know the game is getting stressful
But I swear, fuckass
Together you and I will save the world
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there Karkat
I’ve got so much left to say
If singing to you every day
Would take your breath away
I’d sing it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
A whole three years seems pretty long
But we’ve still got Pesterchum
I’d speed time up or bring you here if I could
Everyone might call you a hypocrite
Because you hate interspecies relationships
But I swear no one can love you like I do
Karkat I can promise you
That by the time we win the game
My world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame
Hey there Karkat
Remember that you are my fuckass
Like my sunshine only better
It’s silly but I’m so flushed for you
You know it’s all because you’re you
You and I are going to make it through
Hey Karkat Vantas here’s to you
My love is true
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me
Ohhhhhhhh ohhhh waaoohh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhhhhhh
