Bros
Babs was in Star City. Cass was preoccupied. Dick figured it was the perfect time do something he hadn’t done with Jason in a very, very long time. Watch a movie. Have a couple beers and enjoy themselves. Bond. And maybe Dick would even get a hug in there.
He had nachos ready, Die Hard in the blu-ray player and two bottles of beer in the arm rest cup holders in the manor’s home theater. This was time. The long over do reconnect of Dick and his successor. The boy he’d cared so much about but never had the opportunity to really bond with, as much as he had Tim or Damian.
As the big brother, it was his duty, especially now, to welcome Jason back into the fold of the family dynamic.
“Hurry up, Jason. Bro night comes around once in a blue moon.”
Liz and I went to Xochitl’s tonight and watched a movie called Bear City after it sat in my netflix queue for a real long time.
It was a good movie and it ended incredibly happily, except for the part where the dvd player skipped during an important moment instead of the most awkward sex scene I’ve ever endured that lasted for FOREVER.
All the daddy terminology was kind of bothersome to me, but I’ll just chalk that up to my own issues. At any rate, it didn’t hinder my enjoyment of the movie.
march 2nd, 2011. bro night. mason beckett's antics included:
- getting a tattoo (tada gan iarracht on the inside of his arm)
- talking to a cop outside the bar (almost got arrested for public intoxication, but somehow managed to get out of it; also drew a heart on the cop’s hand)
- got punched by some guy outside the bar
- asked liam (in secret) to build a bobsled with him and reenact cool runnings
- said that if all their plans failed, they should get drunk (they already were) and go see that justin bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls
- borrowed some random’s cell phone to call his mother at 2 in the morning to ask her where he was born
- lost his shirt. again.
- stumbled into a hotel with toby and indy and cannonballed into the pool - swiftly got escorted out
- wouldn’t let sean more than 5 feet away from him because he “promised”
- spent a solid half hour with monty trying to rent a limo at 5 am to take them to waffle house
I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHAT HIS BIG FINALE WAS THOUGH. D: working on it.
bro night, march 2nd and the tale of the batshit insane.
- toby started out with nice shoes, jeans, a shirt and a sweater. he ended up home in his boxers, socks, underwear on his head (will explain that in a moment) and a shirt that wasn’t his but a girl who recognised him and he blagged it off her.
- was convinced the cigarette packet he had was a treasure map and tried to convince the boys to come and find the treasure with him
- climbed up on a taxi and started singing deeply dippy by right said fred
- fell off the taxi when it began driving off
- got his drink spiked by some random when they were in a club
- he hardly noticed of course. but he drank a lot.
- did body shots off one of the barmaids (his favourite hobby)
- at one point was sat talking to a homeless guy for about thirty minutes, he was just in his boxers and his shirt and sweater at this point.
- toby went on a tangent to this homeless guy how amazing rory was
- and then tried to buy the homeless guys dog off him to give to ellie.
- he lost his jeans. in fact he can’t even remember taking them off.
- but what he did, he was going to pee and decided that he was too drunk to aim properly so took his shoes and for some reason his jeans off too and totally forgot.
- his sweater got ripped when he caught it on a sharp corner in one of the bars they were at
- and his shirt got stolen by fan girls
- got kidnapped by a bunch of fangirls
- one of them wrote “property of summer” with an arrow pointing to his dick in lipstick and on his chest. it’s still there, just slightly smudged.
- met a drag queen and decided that he was toby’s new best friend
- sat on his lap and proceeded to tell him what had happened so far on bros night
- somehow persuaded this drag queen to give him his panties. toby wore them on his head very proudly.
- got everyone to play twister when they got to his, in the end it was only toby, indy, russ and paddy playing?! everyone else thought it was getting “too gay” but those four carried on?!
