British music is way better than American music

  • British Music: You were just a small bump unborn just four months then torn from life. Maybe you were needed up there but we're still unaware as why.
  • British Music: You know I'll be your life, your voice, your reason to be my love, my heart is breathing for this moment, in time. I'll find the words to say,before you leave me today
  • American Music: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
  • me: why can't I live in the UK?!
  • Teacher: Group project!
  • Me: *slides to my best friend*
  • Teacher: The topic is British Music!
  • Everybody: *looks at me*
  • Me: Now that you can't have me, you suddenly want me.

Who'd Have Known

Lily Allen

Who’d have known? Who’d have known?
When you’ flash up on my phone
I no longer feel alone, no longer feel alone 
…………………………………………………………………………………
And even though it’s moving forward
There’s just the right amount of awkward
And today you accidentally
Called me ‘baby’ 

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