Follow posts tagged #british literature in seconds.

Sign up

“Most of life is so dull that there is nothing to be said about it, and the books and talks that would describe it as interesting are obliged to exaggerate, in the hope of justifying their own existence. Inside its cocoon of work or social obligation, the human spirit slumbers for the most part, registering the distinction between pleasure and pain, but not nearly as alert as we pretend. There are periods in the most thrilling day during which nothing happens, and though we continue to exclaim, 'I do enjoy myself', or , 'I am horrified,' we are insincere.'”

—E.M. Forster, A Passage to India.

The more my Brit Lit professor talks about Benedict Cumberbatch and how amazing he is, the more I feel sorry for his wife - he never talks about her like that

  • Prof: It's much like like what happens in Anna Karenina, if any of you have read that. Which, oh, is becoming a movie now! It's being produced by the same producer as Atonement, which Benedict Cumberbatch is also in! (We have currently talked about Ben's appearance in films, and addressed Sherlock multiple times. We even watched Amazing Grace, which has him in it) I'm sorry, he's one of my favorite actors, he's brilliant. I really hope you guys have seen Sherlock, it's really great. In fact, you MUST. This is a British Literature class, which Sherlock Holmes is so I demand you watch it.
  • Me: ....
  • Me: .....
  • Me: ....
  • Me: Reichenbach Fall
  • Prof: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Prof: You always say such terrible things. Always

“We live together, we act on, and react to, one another; but always and in all circumstances we are by ourselves. The martyrs go hand in hand into the arena; they are crucified alone. Embraced, the lovers desperately try to fuse their insulated ecstasies into a single self-transcendence; in vain. By its very nature every embodied spirit is doomed to suffer and enjoy in solitude. Sensations, feelings, insights, fancies—all these are private and, except through symbols and at second hand, incommunicable. We can pool information about experiences, but never the experiences themselves. From family to nation, every human group is a society of island universes.”

—Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

“When you feel lost in the world, there is some joy to be gleaned from exact imitations of familiar things.”

—Zadie Smith, “Hanwell in Hell”

Shakespeare created the first "Your mom" joke

  • Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
  • Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
  • Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
  • Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.

“Any fool can write a novel but it takes real genius to sell it”

—J.G. Ballard

“Two words would comprehend my future, death and hell - existence, after loosing her, would be hell. ”

—Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte
Loading more posts...