”Well, I’m 27 and i’m still living with my parents in Overland Park. I have an art history degree from a night school. My cat just died. I’ve lost 25% control of my sphincter muscles. I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat. I drive a 91 Dodge Neon. I have ovarian cysts. I Sometimes pee the bed still. I have alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48 year old manager at Pizza Street, p.s he only has one ball, so I guess, better than you.”
How much do you have Gossip Girl?
ok so there is my house, then there is a room in my house and in that room is another room, but wait, within that room is another room, within THAT room is a harry potter stair case, in that stair case is a black hole, and in that black hole is charlie sheens mansion, inside his mansion there is a room, and that room has a secret bookcase, it leads to another room and BAM .. gossip girl paradise