Chief Irons' Death
Resident Evil 2[Original post here, I couldn’t resist]
Resident Evil 1.5 - The Mini-Irons Ghost, 2/5
It gets better: you can actually TALK to the Minighost. When you do, he suddenly glitches back to a normal human size (must be just some perspective thing).
However, if you’re playing as Leon, the ghost will refuse to assume his responsabilities as a police chief and unleash its evil Glitch Force powers to freeze the game.
surfing RE's AO3 database
Why haven’t I done this before???
“He wonders if he’s going to be able to keep himself from putting his fist through Chief Irons’ face. That’s the kind of shit that got him tossed out of the Air Force on his ass two years ago, because he has no tolerance at all for bureaucratic dickheads.”
I am literally snickering because that is exactly how Chris would phrase it. “bureaucratic dickheads”. This is just such a beautifully IC paragraph.
And apparently ‘dickheads’ is actually a Spellcheck word. LMAO.
“even Chickenheart Vickers, who spent 9 hours in a chopper and came in smelling like he had piss dribbled down the inside of his leg”
I AM DYING. OF LAUGHTER. You know that feeling where something is so beautifully IC you can’t help but laugh hysterically?
This is it.
