“The person you loved took a good long look at the awesomeness that is you, evaluated your relationship together, and said, “No, thanks. I’ll try my luck elsewhere.” That alone should make you realize that it wasn’t a match made in heaven.”

Greg Behrendt, It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken

Distance break up... By request

“Two years “. She thought
“104 weeks 731 days.
Damn leap year.
17544 hours… Shit.
You shouldn’t use time
When breaking up
Distance would be better
Six inches being kind…
We fucked for 2 miles.
824 yards 1 foot and
3 inches of dick. “
And finally she smiled

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