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watching you slowly fall into a merlin obsession has been the most satisfying thing i've ever experienced

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Yesterday I bought a pillow pet that looks like a disabled sea pancake

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It’s a flattened dolphin


WHEEEEEEE

it’s kind of interesting to think that in like 20 years when we’re all having mid life crisises and shit the whiskey and wine we drown our sorrows in during that time is being made right now science is incredible

breadlyjims replied to your post: breadlyjims replied to your post:…

WHITE CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST THO

I’M GOING TO SCREAM.

I’M SRSLY GETTIING REALLY EXCITED BC YOU KNOW

breadlyjims replied to your post: breadlyjims replied to your post: breadlyjims…

petition for all chocolate to be like the inside of a lindor truffle

You like those too? Yes. fuck yes. Okay the only ones I’ve had are the white chocolate bc I have this thing for that fake chocolate but w/e.

breadlyjims replied to your post: breadlyjims replied to your post:…

NO I GET YOU OMG PEOPLE DO THE SAME THING TO ME WHEN I TELL THEM I DONT LIKE SOLID CHOCOLATE LIKE HERSHEY BARS AND STUFF THEY’RE LIKE “WHAT’S WRONG WITH U???” AND IM UH

I TRY NOT TO BRING IT UP ANYMORE BC I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN IT SO THEY WILL UNDERSTAND.

and how I even realised this was I ate a chocolate chip and it hurt, so the second one i had I set on my laptop….where it started to melt. so i had to do the obvious and lick off the melted chocolate and wondered to myself ‘man why can’t the solid chocolate taste like this. it’s fuckin amazing’

breadlyjims replied to your postwow ur cute

no mine

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a woman sits down and pulls a vibrator out of her pocket

she paints it black w/ yellow stripes and starts to use it

“beez in the trap, beez in the trap” she whispers

if ur name is c9lin and ur online but not talking 2 me we have a problem

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