boscovici replied to your post: Good afternoon everyone ~  Hope you’re all having…

Embrace eternity.

Only if there’s syrup. 

U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors? :P

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well, I actually hated school so much that I thought of most of my teachers as being the most sadistic motherfuckers ever. Except for one or two.

The PE teachers we had were fit but they were too fit if you catch my drift…

I guess if there is one teacher that I would actually go for given the circumstances if he’s no longer dating his girlfriend, I would probably go for my Scottish Math teacher in college when I had to retake the subject.

I would fantasise a lot in class and feel bad about it because he’s genuinely a lovely guy and doesn’t deserve the *ahem*  positions I was mentally putting him in.

And he actually helped me pass my maths when all my life I’ve never been good at it and been told I’d never be good at it.

I hate being called ‘Samantha’ and usually ask the teachers to just call me ‘Sam’ but the way he said my full name in his Scottish accent….Damn…made me happy to turn up to my lessons.

Oh and the beard! Good GOD. I remember when he shaved it. One of the worst days of my life.

Now that I’m thinking about it, it was probably just my first teacher crush to be honest. So maybe I wouldn’t sleep with him…

He’s too lovely and kind and he seemed quite happy with his girlfriend. So no. I wouldn’t sleep with him even if the situation was cool beans. I respect that man waaaay too much to do the dirty do with him. Not only that but I have a really bad opinion on sex. Everyone else can do it, that’s completely fine, enjoy yourselves. But I’ll just stick with my right hand and whatever scenarios I can conjure up  thank you(Y)

(And….there’s my essay….and there’s no ‘read more’ button :O Sorry. I write as if I’m talking it’s a bad habit of mine and I trail off real easily.)

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AWWWWWWWWwwww man these are awesome!

thank (◡‿◡✿)

pertlattimers replied to your photoset: Commander Shepard and the Shadow Broker, now…

YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED

U R NOT THE BOSS OF ME

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I want it ;w;

do you promise to give them a good home and sing them to sleep every night