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How about John, Karkat and Jade leading a Ghosbusters campaign against Rose, Kanaya and the Daves? With gratuitous silly consorts! Or John using The Wind to make it snow. :)
Jade: wow! john you were right!! this game is way better when everyone is playing!
John: no. no it is not.
John: it’s worse than before!! dave stop tricking the consorts into glitching themselves, they’re getting very distressed!
Dave: no can do bro shit does not get old
Jade: rooose, kanaya. where did you guys go??
Jade: ooookay? kanaya?
John: guys we’re supposed to be waging a campaign here! karkat help me out buddy!
Karkat: THIS ATROCITY IS SOMEHOW MY FAULT, ISN’T IT. I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS PIXELATED HORRORSLUDGE THAT IS MELTING MY THINK PAN OUT OF MY FUCKING AURAL TUBES. I KNEW THAT I FUCKED YOUR UNIVERSE UP BUT I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW BADLY UNTIL THIS MOMENT.
Haha.. it was harder to fit this in a visual than I thought it would be! I realized pretty fast that it was going to take too long to get all the characters in the picture. Sorry! :I
Ummm… it’s spam? desgined to make smart(or people who’d like to think they’re smart), lonley people join up?
Oh, undoubtedly! But it’s very funny spam. Happily, being neither smart nor lonely, I remain unmoved.
They want to breed you with the right person as to ensure your offspring will retain your intelligence. Or something. XD Man, that’s pretty fucked up.
Clearly they’re trying to breed a Pokemon with very high Sp. Atk. I demand Poffins.
There’s a Condesce-conscripted ‘genetic slurry for academia’ joke in here somewhere.
‘Thankyou for joining IvyPail! Please remove your clothes and climb into the large stainless steel chute. This is a routine medical assessment and will not take long.’
Run. Run for the hills. They want you for your mind.
Apparently they want me because I’m all of these things, which just proves their targeting software isn’t very accurate. ‘You have that extra magic. There’s a fire behind your eyes, a special reason you get up in the morning.’ Yeah, the kettle’s on the other side of the room and I can’t reach it from bed.
More waking up tips: There's a really great program called f. lux that changes your computer's monitor display to imitate fluorescent or halogen lights, which can help you go to sleep earlier. If you can set an alarm to play a song that always makes you want to get up and dance, that can help. Also, peppermint scents are scientifically proven to excite and energize! And peppermint tea is delicious.
My favorite head canon is from “This Is Not A Nice Story,” where horns are extrasensory organs, normal just for balance and some energy detection (heat/psychic), but that manipulated the right way can cause sensory pleasure/overload.
sounds sorta similar to what i did in adp; what’s the ‘right way’? :D
lantadyme replied to your post: digimon sorting just because
kazu and kenta
THANK YOU bridget and i felt so horrible for not remembering their names they are such sweeties (we guessed so many wrong k names, kouichi, kazuya, kenji….)
boppinrobin replied to your post: digimon sorting just because
wow, I agree with all of these. tk and mimi as slytherins is seriously inspired. matt and joe are such hufflepuffs, wow.
haha thanks I THINK TK AS SLYTHERIN IS P WEIRD but both me and bridget thought of it independently and agreed so we were like YEAH!! in season 2 he gets kind of scary sometimes! and though he’s generally a sweetheart he can be very serious and calculating. he’s a sweet slytherin!! just a big sweetie who has….an unnerving underbelly…..
also lmao matt ishida is suCH A HUFFLEPUFF IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY, all he wants is his brother to love him and his buddies to respect him and to protect everyone dear to him!!! he’s just kind of a shit.
(tbh mimi and joe were just as instant decisions for me as putting tai in gryffindor, like mimi and joe represent what i imagine the Archetypal Slytherin-Hufflepuff Friendship to be like)
UFYH! There is potentially MOUSE PEE on my CLOTHES. This is so gross. A lot of my things are cold water wash/no bleach, and I guess I just want to make sure that washing them in cold water is going to kill everything, including potential Hanta virus stuff. Is there anything else I can/should do? BECAUSE THE GROSS LEVEL IS JUST, UGH. HELP.
OK, I am not a scientist or any kind of mouse pee expert, but I’m going to operate under the assumption that mouse pee is dealt with much in the same way as dog and cat pee. Since it’s a biological stain, you need something with enzymes to break that shit down. I use Nature’s Miracle for all of my pet-related grossness, and have had really good luck with it. So, my suggestion would be: test for colorfastness, then apply the enzymatic detergent directly to the stain, let it sit for a minute, soak it for a while, then run it through a wash cycle with regular detergent and enzymatic cleaner (if the detergent itself isn’t enzymatic).
Re: Hantavirus. I consulted the CDC, since, you know, that’s what they do, and it seems that they recommend a bleach solution or “household disinfectant” (so, Lysol, I’m guessing), and also the interesting fact that direct sunlight can kill Hantavirus. They also say that for clothes and things that can’t be bleached, to run them through a hot water cycle with detergent and then high heat dry. Generally, most cold water wash things are labeled as such to prevent color bleeding or fading, so if it’s something you’ve had a while, you should be OK with one hot water wash.
Mice are assholes. I’m sorry.
"The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together." --- The one where Jade goes grimdark and starts using space powers to simply ~undo~ things, and someone tries to do the Sburb Glitch FAQ ur-hug to fix it, with [choose-your-own-adventure!] results.
“How are we gonna catch her?!”
“She’s long gone, no fuckin’ way we can stop her, she’s a twofold god-“
“Rose you snapped out of it, but only after you died, and that’s not c-“
You squeeze your eyes shut and drive palm heels into your eyeballs, seeing stars stars stars in the darkness of your lids. There’s the faintest of ghost trails left after she blinked away from you, left to peel the layers of a black hole, to undo the very threads of fabric that held held gravity in sway, you were going to catch her. You were going to see her no matter what and you were going to lead a three-way goddamn dogpile that would stop the madness that you had tasted so sweetly.
“Yo,” he cuts in.
“Twelve million years in the future, when I say go you go, John-“
“-hold my hand please, other hand Dave, once chance or she’ll dance away, GO!”
The syllabus for my WGSST body class for BoppinRobin before I forget about it :O
It’s a little modified from this now, since we’re spending like an extra week on transgender/transsexual stuff since it’s a topic the entire class is super interested/passionate about and the professor is really good about structuring the class kind of on the fly to fit the mood of everyone in it.
:O So yes, here you go.