Me: I’m on a book buying ban
Book bloggers: Wow you have to read this book because it’s just so awesome and like the best book I’ve ever read and asdasfhdfjd if you don’t read it you’ll die
Bookstores: Let’s just shelf all the awesome books right inside the doorway so you just have to enter and give us your soul
Every online bookstore: All of the books you really want to read are on sale now so you really need to buy them and we’ll just keep on sending you emails to remind you
Goodreads: Look at all the books we recommend for you that we know you don’t own already
Authors: Let’s all write/publish our books at the same time - especially sequels!
